lindemma

When you aren't sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn't a question.

 

When you just had dinner and someone catches you at the fridge 20 minutes later getting more food and they say: "But you just ate dinner like 20 mi..."

 

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and sex with 2 people is called a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome.

 

 

When I break something that’s not mine